Fire Down Below (1997) *

Note to every actor in Hollywood: never, ever work with Kris Kristofferson - there is a curse on him. Nearly all his movies were disasters of apocalyptic proportions; remember "The Last Movie", "Heaven's Gate" or "Amerika" ? Poor Steven Seagal didn't heed the warning and the result is the worst picture he ever made - an absolutely unwatchable, tedious mess about barefooted hillbillies in eastern Kentucky.