January 1, 1997

Good Burger (1997) *

A propaganda film made to convince African-Americans that flipping burgers for a minimum wage can be fun. It's all about a rivalry between two junk-food joints, "Good Burger" (the good guys) and "Mondo Burger" (the bad guys). You'll puke your guts out after tasting this cinematic equivalent of an overcooked, salmonela-infested burger whose meat came from a mad British cow. Movies just don't get any worse than that - it's not even dumb enough to qualify as camp.